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You Are Hiking Along a Trail in Wildfire-Ravaged Arizona on a Dry, Windy Day. Do You: C) Decide to Light the Consumer Fireworks You Just Purchased? [Dumbass]
Southwest Pilot Has His Microphone Get Stuck Inflight. Accidentally Transmits His Opinion of the Airline's Flight Attendants for Hundreds of Miles [Fail]
Texas Southern Baptist Theological Seminary Hires Muslim-Convert Minister Who Claims He Has Former Terrorrist Ties, and Even Worse, Has Worked for Jerry Falwell [Obvious]
Not Always Right
Peppered With Mistakes
This Customer Defies Natural Selection
Should Be Throne Out
Slate
Double-Dip Recession: Have Governments Run Out of Tools to Avert It?
Slate V: Bam Margera Enraged by Roger Ebert's Tweet About Ryan Dunn's Death
Writing Young-Adult Fiction: Better Than Going to the Prom.
The Borowitz Report
70% of Existing Marriages May Already Be Gay
Paul Ryan Vows to Continue Kevorkian’s Work
Supercomputer Fails to Translate Palin Emails Into English
Something Awful
Front Page News: Wishing You Luck
Front Page News: Through the Science Hole With Morgan Freeman
Comedy Goldmine: Mythical Celebrity Creatures!
The Onion
Angela Merkel Opens Up to the Only Newspaper She Trusts
News Report on Wartime Atrocity Even More Powerful for Its Brevity
Son of Edward R. Murrow Says Father 'Real Dirtbag' Compared to Onion Reporters