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Southwest Pilot Has His Microphone Get Stuck Inflight. Accidentally Transmits His Opinion of the Airline's Flight Attendants for Hundreds of Miles [Fail]
Texas Southern Baptist Theological Seminary Hires Muslim-Convert Minister Who Claims He Has Former Terrorrist Ties, and Even Worse, Has Worked for Jerry Falwell [Obvious]
You Are Hiking Along a Trail in Wildfire-Ravaged Arizona on a Dry, Windy Day. Do You: C) Decide to Light the Consumer Fireworks You Just Purchased? [Dumbass]
Not Always Right
Should Be Throne Out
Best Not to Be Tolkien Too Seriously
A Whole New Grade of Stupidity
Slate
Slate V: Bam Margera Enraged by Roger Ebert's Tweet About Ryan Dunn's Death
Writing Young-Adult Fiction: Better Than Going to the Prom.
Double-Dip Recession: Have Governments Run Out of Tools to Avert It?
The Borowitz Report
Paul Ryan Vows to Continue Kevorkian’s Work
70% of Existing Marriages May Already Be Gay
Republicans Propose Replacing Social Security With Groupons
Something Awful
Comedy Goldmine: Mythical Celebrity Creatures!
Front Page News: Through the Science Hole With Morgan Freeman
Front Page News: Wishing You Luck
The Onion
Investigation Finds Man Wrongfully Imprisoned for 3 of 76 Murders
Son of Edward R. Murrow Says Father 'Real Dirtbag' Compared to Onion Reporters
Angela Merkel Opens Up to the Only Newspaper She Trusts