30 Current News Stories:
- 02/05/12: Investigation Finds Man Wrongfully Imprisoned for 3 of 76 Murders
- 02/04/12: 70% of Existing Marriages May Already Be Gay
- 02/04/12: Peppered With Mistakes
- 02/03/12: Angela Merkel Opens Up to the Only Newspaper She Trusts
- 02/03/12: This Customer Defies Natural Selection
- 02/02/12: News Report on Wartime Atrocity Even More Powerful for Its Brevity
- 02/02/12: Paul Ryan Vows to Continue Kevorkian’s Work
- 02/01/12: Supercomputer Fails to Translate Palin Emails Into English
- 02/01/12: Son of Edward R. Murrow Says Father 'Real Dirtbag' Compared to Onion Reporters
- 01/31/12: Slate V: Bam Margera Enraged by Roger Ebert's Tweet About Ryan Dunn's Death
- 01/31/12: You Are Hiking Along a Trail in Wildfire-Ravaged Arizona on a Dry, Windy Day. Do You: C) Decide to Light the Consumer Fireworks You Just Purchased? [Dumbass]
- 01/30/12: New Study Indicates People Who Live in Cities Are More Likely to Develop Mental Illness, Be Jerks [Obvious]
- 01/30/12: Should Be Throne Out
- 01/29/12: Greetings
- 01/29/12: Front Page News: Wishing You Luck
- 01/28/12: Southwest Pilot Has His Microphone Get Stuck Inflight. Accidentally Transmits His Opinion of the Airline's Flight Attendants for Hundreds of Miles [Fail]
- 01/26/12: Double-Dip Recession: Have Governments Run Out of Tools to Avert It?
- 01/22/12: Writing Young-Adult Fiction: Better Than Going to the Prom.
- 01/20/12: Front Page News: Through the Science Hole With Morgan Freeman
- 01/18/12: A Whole New Grade of Stupidity
- 01/09/12: Republicans Propose Replacing Social Security With Groupons
- 01/07/12: Texas Southern Baptist Theological Seminary Hires Muslim-Convert Minister Who Claims He Has Former Terrorrist Ties, and Even Worse, Has Worked for Jerry Falwell [Obvious]
- 01/06/12: Galliano Trial: The Designer's Depressing Anti-Semitism.
- 01/04/12: Best Not to Be Tolkien Too Seriously
- 11/22/11: Comedy Goldmine: Mythical Celebrity Creatures!
- 07/07/11: Women Who Received Pictures of Weiner’s Penis March on Washington
- 06/22/11: The Flash Tub: Dingo Pictures Presents James Cameron's Titanic
- 06/22/11: "Dude. Nice Chicken" [Amusing]