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Friday, February 15, 2002

Jayson Williams career shooting average now 44.1%

The retired New Jersey Nets Center, Jayson Williams, recently raised his shooting percentage from 44% to 44.1%. Though he has been retired for a year, he still likes to shoot around in his free time at his expansive custom built home. Williams recently became an analyst for NBC and has already earned a reputation as a straight shooter.

Recently Williams has had to deal with the tragic suicide of his personal driver. According to Williams, "He was very distraught. Though he never showed it or said anything to me, I could tell that something was wrong." Added Williams, "There was nothing left to do but shoot him, wipe the gun off, put his finger prints on the gun, write a suicide note, hide my bloody clothes, swear the witnesses to secrecy and then panic until the ambulance came."

- Clark Brandon

 

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