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            <div align="left"><font size="2" face="arial" color="#FFFFFF">Tuesday, 
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              South Central announced</font></div>
            <p align="left"><font color="#FFFFFF">The fifth installment of the 
              widely popular Survivor series was announced following the Survivor 
              special with Bryant Gumbel. Survivor: South Central will be filmed 
              in the heart of Compton and will offer players a thrilling chance 
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            <p>&quot;No other installment has had quite the same element of danger. 
              Not only will the survivors have to outwit, outplay and outlast 
              against the other players, they will have to avoid getting capped 
              by locals in Broughams or being shanked by a large gang member named 
              &#145;Tiny,&quot; remarked CBS spokesman Chris Ender. &quot;We are 
              very excited about this location. Using Crenshaw Boulevard as a 
              backdrop for the show, we are confident that this will be a must 
              watch show.&quot;</p>
            <p>Survivors will compete in many challenges including a dash from 
              Rosecrans all the way to Atlantic Boulevard which crosses seven 
              different gang territories within the 2 mile journey. Every three 
              blocks, contestants will change into shirts that bear the color 
              and tag of that neighborhood's most hated rival gang.</p>
            <p>Teamwork will play an important role in the somewhat controversial 
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              &#147;initiation killing&#148; leg of the show that establishes 
              their tribe as a force to be reckoned with. Teams will have to decide 
              which team member will drive a vintage &#146;78 Duster to the liquor 
              store, who will keep a look out, who will take the rap if they get 
              caught and who will be the all important trigger-man that shoots 
              the Korean store clerk.</p>
            <p>&quot;We will be presenting the players with many challenges that 
              inner-city and minority-types across America face everyday,&quot; 
              added Mark Burnett, the show's producer. &quot;We hope the American 
              people not only tune in and are entertained, but learn.&quot;</p>
            <p>Bryant Gumbel was originally slated to be the finale host, but 
              was dropped for being &#147;too white&#148;. Ice-T will fill in.</p>
            <p align="left"><i><font size="2">- Jehovah Rock</font></i>
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