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              Editorial: The Truth About Gorgonzola Cheese</b><u><b><br>
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              The birth of Gorgonzola is attributed to the legend of the love 
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              deprived lass, thus keeping their names forever from gossip. Thus 
              is the legend passed down by word of mouth only and not by hand 
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