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              February 25, 2004<b><br>
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              </b></font><font face="arial" class="headlines" color="#FFFFFF">Scientists 
              close to breaking the genetic code for &#8220;values&#8221;<br>
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              <p><font size="2"><em>- Blix Panda</em></font></p>
              <p>As the current crop of presidential candidates argue over the 
                importance of &#8220;values,&#8221; Americans can find comfort 
                in knowing that recent breakthroughs in the field of genetics 
                may someday allow them to actually understand what exactly the 
                candidates are talking about.</p>
              <p>&#8220;We&#8217;re getting closer every day to some real solid 
                evidence of what a value actually is,&#8221; said Dan Filbert, 
                lead researcher at HERSC Genetic Labs in Burbank, California. 
                He and his team have been hard at work putting together what they 
                call a &#8220;roadmap to values.&#8221;</p>
              <p>&#8220;It is similar to an organization flow chart more or less,&#8221; 
                said Filbert. &#8220;You start with the basic form of values at 
                the top and from there, if it works as we envision it to, the 
                chart will break down the rudimentary basic value form into sub 
                categories such as &#8216;family values&#8217;, the &#8216;value 
                of unborn life&#8217;, &#8216;traditional values&#8217; and possibly 
                even virtue.&#8221;</p>
              <p>Not everyone shares Filbert&#8217;s enthusiasm about the potential 
                benefits of a more informed electorate. Some view unlocking the 
                true meaning of values to be the &#8220;Holy Grail&#8221; of politics, 
                and potentially damaging to a well entrenched American political 
                establishment.</p>
              <p>Indeed, firms like HERSC have for the past few years struggled 
                to find public funding for their studies, especially with a Republican 
                stronghold on both congressional houses as well as Pennsylvania 
                Avenue.</p>
              <p>&#8220;Oh, yeah,&#8221; said Filbert. &#8220; We&#8217;re working 
                on nickels and dimes down here. It&#8217;s our private donors 
                that really keep us going.&#8221;</p>
              <p>In Bush&#8217;s most recent budget submitted to Congress, &quot;value&quot; 
                research was near the bottom for scientific funding, coming in 
                well below traditionally Republican-loathed programs such as stem 
                cell research, AIDS and SETI. </p>
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