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You Are Hiking Along a Trail in Wildfire-Ravaged Arizona on a Dry, Windy Day. Do You: C) Decide to Light the Consumer Fireworks You Just Purchased? [Dumbass]

  Yeah. THANKS JAN BREWER AND THE REST OF THE ARIZONA LEGISLATURE. For recently legalizing fireworks in the middle of the driest, hottest season in Arizona. Heckuva job. It's going to be 110° today. Firework stands on every street corner in...

New Study Indicates People Who Live in Cities Are More Likely to Develop Mental Illness, Be Jerks [Obvious]

All the people...stopping. Staring. Watching. Uncaring. I hate them. I hate you. I hate me. Keep walking, insect. Soon, this city will be mine. Cross the street. Bad area. Bad food. These people are beneath me. They are not my friends. No friends....

Southwest Pilot Has His Microphone Get Stuck Inflight. Accidentally Transmits His Opinion of the Airline's Flight Attendants for Hundreds of Miles [Fail]

  +1 for the pilot   Pud: +1 for the pilot 0/10   "No need to rush, dear. He said he was going to take a shiat first"   BRING ON THE SEXY STEWS, YEAH! /None on those flights, apparently   I would have laughed if on that flight, however...

Texas Southern Baptist Theological Seminary Hires Muslim-Convert Minister Who Claims He Has Former Terrorrist Ties, and Even Worse, Has Worked for Jerry Falwell [Obvious]

  So, wait, are his terrorist ties with the Muslim side or the Fundamentalist Christian side? Is he blow up people in the desert kind of terrorist or shoot a doctor in church kind of terrorist? /DRFTA   There's a difference?   What a...

"Dude. Nice Chicken" [Amusing]

  yeah, already slow as shiat. not boding well     Sounds like the article writer and 'Victor' are perfect for each other.     Wow....while reading that, I actually saw my IQ jump on to floor and slither away....yelling something to effect...