Best Not To Be Tolkien Too Seriously
Customer: “I’m looking for a book but I don’t know the title or author. Can you find it for me?”
Me: “Do you know anything about it? Is it fiction or non-fiction?”
Customer: “It’s non-fiction for sure. All I know is it was made into a movie and it takes place in New Zealand.”
Me: “I’m sorry but I’m not sure what book you’re looking for. Wait…you don’t mean Lord of the Rings, do you?”
Customer: “Yes! That’s it!”
Me: “Well, we certainly have that in. Just for future reference, sir, non-fiction means it’s a true story.”
Customer: “Yes, it’s a true story! Thank you!”
Source: Best Not To Be Tolkien Too Seriously.
Tags: author, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, future reference, New Zealand
Christ didn't intend for assemblies of his people to become equivalent to a night at the theater (passive, "distraction-free"), but I'm afraid many Western churches have become another casualty of our entertainment culture. Whatever happened to the church being a gathered body of imperfect people imperfectly dwelling together on the perfection of God's kingdom? (distractions and all)
RT rel="nofollow" Yeah, true story RT rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow" and I needa make some music asap << fuck yall den
RT rel="nofollow" Hey rel="nofollow" please look at rel="nofollow" bestseller list under paper back non fiction...What's #1? A book about the federalist papers..#hmmm
Sri Lankans insist on reaching New Zealand -