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Best Not to Be Tolkien Too Seriously

Best Not To Be Tolkien Too Seriously

Customer: “I’m looking for a book but I don’t know the title or author. Can you find it for me?”

Me: “Do you know anything about it? Is it fiction or non-fiction?”

Customer: “It’s non-fiction for sure. All I know is it was made into a movie and it takes place in New Zealand.”

Me: “I’m sorry but I’m not sure what book you’re looking for. Wait…you don’t mean Lord of the Rings, do you?”

Customer: “Yes! That’s it!”

Me: “Well, we certainly have that in. Just for future reference, sir, non-fiction means it’s a true story.”

Customer: “Yes, it’s a true story! Thank you!”

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4 Responses to “Best Not to Be Tolkien Too Seriously”

  1. izbee hoolemeneh
    June 25, 2011 at 9:18 am #

    Christ didn't intend for assemblies of his people to become equivalent to a night at the theater (passive, "distraction-free"), but I'm afraid many Western churches have become another casualty of our entertainment culture. Whatever happened to the church being a gathered body of imperfect people imperfectly dwelling together on the perfection of God's kingdom? (distractions and all)

  2. ter
    June 28, 2011 at 1:16 am #

    RT rel="nofollow" Yeah, true story RT rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow" and I needa make some music asap << fuck yall den

  3. bilita tayannoniz
    July 2, 2011 at 4:25 am #

    RT rel="nofollow" Hey rel="nofollow" please look at rel="nofollow" bestseller list under paper back non fiction...What's #1? A book about the federalist papers..#hmmm

  4. margin butti
    July 12, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

    Sri Lankans insist on reaching New Zealand -