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Peppered With Mistakes

Peppered With Mistakes

Customer: “Is that chicken?”

Me: “No, they are stuffed jalapeños.”

Customer: “Oh, it’s pork?”

Me: “No, it’s a stuffed jalapeño.”

Customer: “What’s that?”

Me: “A pepper.”

Customer: “Is that so?”

(The customer’s husband approaches and sees the stuffed jalapeños.)

Customer’s husband: “What is that?”

Me: “Stuffed jalapeños.”

Customer’s husband: “Oh, so it’s fish?”

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11 Responses to “Peppered With Mistakes”

  1. dary
    July 7, 2011 at 8:35 pm #

    I like cream cheese. If regular cheese is mozzerella, gorgonzola or Parmesan I'll deffidentally take that.

  2. mold dunsouma
    July 8, 2011 at 5:25 am #

    Just use 4 pkg. cream cheese OR you can use RICOTTA cheese or MASCARPONE cheese.

    I've used ricotta before & didn't love the results. I think MASCARPONE would be great in cheesecake though.

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    July 14, 2011 at 3:03 pm #

    * Extra-virgin olive oil comes from the first pressing of the olives, contains no more than 0.8% acidity, and is judged to have a superior taste. There can be no refined oil in extra-virgin olive oil.
    * Virgin olive oil with an acidity less than 2%, and judged to have a good taste. There can be no refined oil in virgin olive oil.
    * Olive oil is a blend of virgin oil and refined virgin oil, containing at most 1% acidity. It commonly lacks a strong flavor.
    * Olive-pomace oil is a blend of refined pomace olive oil and possibly some virgin oil. It is fit for consumption, but it may not be called olive oil. Olive-pomace oil is rarely found in a grocery store; it is often used for certain kinds of cooking in restaurants.
    * Lampante oil is olive oil not used for consumption; lampante comes from olive oil's ancient use as fuel in oil-burning lamps. Lampante oil is mostly used in the industrial market.

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    July 20, 2011 at 4:14 am #

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  8. rafae jasjib
    July 29, 2011 at 12:27 pm #

    Cream Cheese and Brownie are a good mix. But Cupcakes with Cream Cheese are also a good mix. Try the Fudge Cupcakes with Chocolate Cream Cheese Icing, very delicious, can't stop eating them after baking them! Recipe for those who would like to try is :

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  11. mikich santi
    August 9, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    So, to sum up, don't groan, "aww shit, not that again", when your husband approaches you, all amorous, in the middle of the night.

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